Best Buy...no photos please
Stop #2, Best Buy. The parking lot was full, but I lucked up n’ found a spot ten feet from the entrance. A good omen indeed, so I thought.
The doorway was filled with big, muscle bound dudes in much too tight yellow Best Buy polo shirts. “Good morning sir, welcome to Best Buy” muttered a fellow to my left who appeared puny by comparison to the gorillas at the door.
I surveyed the scene. Busy frantic shoppers, long lines, this looked good. I pulled out my camera n’ got ready for action, but before I could even get my settings adjusted, two of the previously mentioned gorillas were on either side of me.
“Is that your camera sir?”
“Yes, it is. I’m here reporting for a website…”
“You’re going have to leave the premises sir. It’s illegal to take photos on private property without permission” grunted the beast.
I was escorted to the door and closely watched as I walked the ten feet to my admirable parking space.

