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December 02, 2005

The 2005 Black Friday Watch Wrap-Up

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Black Friday - the day, the weekend, the initial rush of holiday fervor - has now given way to the somewhat more staid season of "normal" holiday shopping. The mad bargain hunters who braved the elements at 5am last week are free to sit at home and mock at the rest of us, trudging through crowded malls that overheat as glittering red, green, and gold streamers block the upper air vents.

How did sales pan out? The results are mixed. The National Retail Federation put on a good face, reporting that total sales for the Black Friday weekend hit around 28 billion dollars, an increase of 21.9% over last year's take. The media told a less optimistic story. The Washington Post wrote that only moderate growth occured in November. Department stores faired most poorly, with only a 0.6% increase over last November. Chain stores did marginally better, with an approximate 3.5% jump. Other newspapers carried the same theme: the madness was not mad enough.

Our own reporters told a different story. BlackFridayWatch.com is overflowing with their tales of terror from the biggest shopping districts in America. They're not all terrifying, of course. Chicago provided some beautiful pictures of the tree lighting and fireworks display. The window displays of New York lit up the night. The rain in Seattle did not deter shoppers, although the fistfights that broke out in Atlanta may have temporarily detracted from the holiday spirit.

All in all, this was an exceptionally enjoyable experiment in journalism. We hope to return to the idea next year, with more correspondents and even bigger coverage. There are enough stories here to last a whole year anyway, so treat yourself to a five minute break while you're at work and browse through our archive.

Good-bye for now, and try to remember what the holidays are really for.

November 25, 2005

Black Friday Down...A condemnation of us all

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It’s over. I’m finished. I can go home and wash the stink of unashamed capitalist consumption and materialism from my person.

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Final Thoughts

I experienced my first Black Friday in a large mall when I was eleven, and since then, have made a point of remaining at home on the day after Thanksgiving. Today was a very welcome change from that tradition, for many reasons.

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church

I left ebar once again in search of a hotspot. I spy a Borders across the street. “Yes!!!” I thought. As I headed over I approached a church on one side
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and a mini/mega mall on the other.
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The God we worship today can only be found on one side of the street I’m afraid. No matter your religious faith or lack thereof, there is no room for God in our pointless celebration of all things material.

make up

As I left Nordstom, I stopped by the make-up counter to see a friend.
“Have you been busy today?” I asked.
“Not really, everyone is just walking around”, she replied.
She showed me the lipstick artwork she’d been working on for the past few minutes; A grotesque collage of pinks, hot pinks, browns, and hooker reds.
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I said my goodbyes n’ headed for the door.

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Nordstrom

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Nordstrom in Phipps Plaza. Surrounded by million dollar homes and cookie cutter condos that say “I’ve made it to the top by doing what I’m told”, this is the preferred mall of the privileged class. The sweat pants, flip flops, and the “I could care less if anybody sees me today” attitude of rural Wal-Mart has been replaced with Gucci, Prada, and “Look at me everyone, I still look skinny the day after Thanksgiving”.

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back to work

I jumped in the car n’ headed for the upscale Atlanta neighborhood of Buckhead, home of the oh so trendy, Lenox Mall & Phipps Plaza. So, I’m back at it. The afternoon mood of Black Friday is night and day (pun intended) from this morning. The stores are still packed, but the sense of urgency is gone. I asked the first woman I saw walking into Nordstrom, “what brings you out this fine Atlanta afternoon?”
“I was watching the news and wanted to see it for myself” she said.
“Are you crazy” I thought, “Cool, enjoy” I said.

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Food, glorious food!

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Having left the (relative) tranquility of Princeton behind, I’ve ventured north to the Upper West Side, where I visited the gourmet shop of gourmet shops, Balducci’s. Filled with the most expensive of fancy eats, Balducci’s has long been a beacon to foodies of every palate, including yours truly.

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Right back at 'em

It’s now 2:33 in the afternoon and I just woke from a nice little nap. A rest filled with dreams of endless isles of retail junk populated with the dregs of society fighting over stuff they don’t need. Visions of empty souls desperately trying to fill the void by consuming more than the competition. Dreams the color of florescent lighting.
I can’t wait to see what the Black Friday afternoon has in store for me.

Starbucks: the good, the bad, the hungry

I have to say something about Starbucks – the corporate coffee giant does internet right in so far that their partnership with T-Mobile works flawlessly. Traveling around Chicago today I’ve stopped in at several different Starbucks and the internet access has worked great. Sadly, it is a pay service but T-Mobile provides several ways to get the service including a 24-hour unlimited plan for $9.99. In addition I haven’t had any problems locating seating near an outlet, so I don’t have to deplete my laptop batteries. That’s the good news.

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Sunrise over macys...A surrealist observation

I emerged from Macys just as the sun was coming up. Can you say “surreal shopping experience”. The sky was a dull grey with pink, wispy clouds scattered about. Standing there in the parking lot I felt as I imagine Whitman may have felt if he were a modern day materialist. I stroked my chin and admired industry’s creation the way I think he would have.

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Best Buy...no photos please

Stop #2, Best Buy. The parking lot was full, but I lucked up n’ found a spot ten feet from the entrance. A good omen indeed, so I thought.
The doorway was filled with big, muscle bound dudes in much too tight yellow Best Buy polo shirts. “Good morning sir, welcome to Best Buy” muttered a fellow to my left who appeared puny by comparison to the gorillas at the door.
I surveyed the scene. Busy frantic shoppers, long lines, this looked good. I pulled out my camera n’ got ready for action, but before I could even get my settings adjusted, two of the previously mentioned gorillas were on either side of me.
“Is that your camera sir?”
“Yes, it is. I’m here reporting for a website…”
“You’re going have to leave the premises sir. It’s illegal to take photos on private property without permission” grunted the beast.
I was escorted to the door and closely watched as I walked the ten feet to my admirable parking space.

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Wal-Mart...warning, graphic violence and adult language

So this is it, Black Friday.
Place- Ahford/Dunwoody Wal-Mart, Atlanta, GA.
Time- 5:03am.
Weather- High clouds, a late November chill in the air.
I make my way inside after waiting in line for just 3 minutes. The friendly Wal-Mart greeting crew usher us in like the consumer cattle that we are. Most of the pack seems to know already where they want to graze and they waste no time getting there. “Electronics in the back y’all, that laptop is mine bitches!!!,” yelled one enthusiastic patron. She and her party sprinted to the left, I kindly stepped to the right.

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Finally, a good connection

It’s already been quite a day. First off, it’s been a bit of a struggle finding wireless hotspots out here in the lovely Atlanta suburbs. I found one weak connection early in front of Wal-Mart, but lost it soon after my first post.

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What if?

What does it take to get the average American out of their warm bed and into the cold streets before sunrise on a day off from work? What does it take to get one of these creatures of habit/addiction to break their routine, to step out of their comfort zone?

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Have A Nice Day

First stop: Best Buy in Lansing, Ill a suburb south of Chicago. At 4:45 a.m. the parking lot is completely filled and a line was wrapped around the building. These people had been there for hours.

There was not enough tryptophan in these peoples’ diet. No deep Thanksgiving Night slumber for these hearty shoppers.

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And so here we are...

It’s 20 degrees outside, pitch black, and we’re all still working off yesterday’s gluttony. And what better way to work off one deadly sin than with another?

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